You are so special!

Right now happiness is just rising up in height like a butterfly.Beautiful.Free. It is for me to see, feel and enjoy. Never to possess. If you try to own it, you kill it.

Like my Appaji told, live like there is no tomorrow. Do what you want to do. Tell the people close to you how much they matter and how much you love them. Call your folks every day. Because there will come a day when you want to, but it may be too late.

Here I just want to thank all those wonderful people of my life for giving me such beautiful moments; certain memories that keep playing over and over again.

Every happy day I lead, is the sacrifice he gave for my better upbringing. I wish I can tell him that “your smile is sunshine, enough to light my days, steal my heart and keep it warm with your endearing ways.
You are my precious little charisma, with a sweetness that filled my years with laughter and life with lots of love”.

Appaji, you are the true hero of my life J

You show me the world through your eyes
Through you I learn such a whole lot.
Kindness, patience, tolerance
Are some of the things you gently taught

Along with  tasting the nectar of your compassionate heart!

You let me go gently knowing

That the mistakes I make will help me learn

But sometimes watching is so hard

To protect me forever, with deep yearn.

No matter how big I become

For you I am always a baby

To shield with your prayers

Of every happiness, every joy

Let’s Snig it!

Well, these are utterly random snigs where a bunch of maniacs and I tried bringing out. Few are also adapted.

ACCELERATION DUE TO GRAVITY-Extra tweeting speed caused by mobile Twitter applications
ANTIBODY - against everybody

BATDRAFTING-The practice of using a mini drafter as a make-believe cricket bat and playing a cover drive
BARGAIN-Money you gain due to the mistake in the bill in the bar

BACKLOG-A to-do list of people who're behind you

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u (bongs)
BALLOTKAAR-What Booth Capturing and Poll rigging do to democracy

BLAST FROM THE PAST- A fart that smells like yesterday's food

BOTTOMLINE- Tight underpants leaving stretch marks

CALORIE-METRY-Every time a girl goes on diet...and emerges fatter than ever..!!!

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CENSUS-LESS-NESS (N.)- A peculiar kind of population survey that puts housewives, prostitutes and beggars in the same category

CHILDBERTH-Giving up your seat in the train to a kid

CHEMYSTERY- The unintelligible solution that you just created by Spanish interjection
CHEMYTH-The ill-conceived notion that the rest of the college has that Chemical Engineering is all about Chemistry
CHIT -Memory-joggers designed for the benefit of exam-takers. Production of these is considered an illegal activity: D
CHITREADING-The fine art of reading exam chits (refer definition above). Highly esoteric, and can be understood only be the writer. Requires eyesight of high microscopic abilities

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

CROCAINE - Smashed crocin to be snorted.

COPYWRITER- Person availing of chits. Not related to advertising.
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTISONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short for sister

DESK-MS-The ability to type SMS with the phone below the table and not looking at the screen.
DESKITTI- The ubiquitous scribbling and works of arts of Michelangelo-to-be that you find on every piece of furniture in college.
DADLINE-The unrealistic deadline of 9PM on a Saturday Night, set by the dad of course

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ELASTIC BAND-The ever-changing college music Group: D
ELECTROMYSTERY- The phenomenon of absence of electricity in Electrical Engineering Classrooms: O
ENTRAINING-The Ramaiah-like torture we all went through to get our asses out here in the first place
EXSHAM- A test paper that gets leaked and sullies the name of the university.

ENEMA - not a friend
EPIC FAIL-When you can't pass an exam on the Mahabharat

FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
FOURIER TRANSFORM -Transformation into engineer of a student due to the 4 years of mental torture at the engineering college.

FENG SHOOOEEEEEEEY- The art of properly placing pigs so that they win fatness competitions

GHAT FEELING-Just knowing that there are mountains near you

GRAPH-I-TEA: The peculiar designs obtained when chaai is spilled on your lab record.
GYMNAUSEUM: The odor emanating from the sweatshirts of guys who work out.

GALL BLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim

HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
HYPERBOLA-A person who talks so much at a given time

H1N1B-What you get when you combine Swine Flu and US Visas
HUNKLE-An Uncle who thinks he looks like a Hunk

HOODIE-BABA-A Swami wearing a sweatshirt

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
INEBRYTHM: The drunken dance at every college fest, late at night. Generally performed by strange species from the Mens' Hostel
iPEED- What Steve Jobs would say after going to the loo

INTERCOURSE-What you have in between starters and the main course

IPILL-Pill to treat psychological illnesses caused by Apple products/IPL

JETTY LAG-Victoria's Secret model that had to go to the ICU after a 20-hour flight

KOO-RESISTOR: The person who, oblivious of the wild jeering from the crowd, continues singing/dancing/mimicking/whatevering straight-faced!

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily

LECTURE- The art of transferring notes from the professor's book to the female students' book without passing through the minds of either.

MALLPRACTICE: The art of skipping class for shopping.
MECHALOMANIA: The undying spirit that ties Mechanical students together.
MECHALCOHOLOMANIA: The *spirit* that ties Mechanical students together.
MAN-O-METER- Scale to gauge masculinity. Usually found in 'bars'

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

MARGIN-A line between the buyer and the seller

METTLEHEAD-Very brave person who loves metal

MUTTER PANEER-The softest spoken Indian side-dish ever

MY NAME ISKCON- SRK's movie on how he became a devout Krishna follower

NINETYNINE-POINT SOMEONE: The guy who cracks GATE/CAT from every Batch: D
NAAKNOWTECHNOLOGY: The science of studying about yourself
NORMALIZATION-The *standardization* of lab experiment values. Standard values may be obtained from any senior's lab record. (Of course, this means that the first ever batch are the only people to have ever *done* the experiment.)
NOVELIZATION-The art of reading a novel in class.

OBESITY - City of OBE

PRON-Adult films for fish

PUNNILINGUS-The act of mouthing excellent puns

POOPCORN-*Adult content alert*-your digestive repercussion during constipation

PROTEIN - in favor of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
PIKACHUTIYA- Annoying Indian Pokemon

POKER FACE- The expression that you see on those compelled to sit on the first bench for whatever reasons, while they sleep with their eyes open

ROFL-MAO-How the Chinese react to an internet joke

RICE AND SHINE: The horror of finding rice being served in for breakfast in hostels.
REPERCUSSIONS –After effects of the drummer quitting, and then changing his mind and coming back

REFARTEE- A response to a real stinker

SIMBIOSIS: The person in college who effortlessly uses two SIMs with his phone...
SOFTSH*T: The bull crap that you say during software interviews that you wouldn't dream of saying otherwise ("Software is booming! Of course I want to stay with ******* all my life! MBA?! What's that?")
SPONSORSH*T: The hell that all students have to go through, begging people all over the town, for their upcoming departmental fest.
SARI-DON -The no-tension guy who heads the Conjeevaram Silk Mafia

STAR BUCKS- Financial news channel that's up all day long

SARCHASM-The wide gap between people who get it and those who don't

SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors' drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUPARIMAN- If Clark Kent were to become a hitman for the mob

SAP ANALYST-Person who studies plant goo

THERMOCOUPLE: The *hottest* couple in college: D
TURBAN DICTIONARY- Repository of Navjot Singh Sidhu's vocabulary

THOORING TEST- A test to determine if a Machine can bullshit like an MBA grad

THENGUE FEVER -When you get tired of people thanking you in mildly played-around-with English

TAYLOR SWIFT (Tail-her-Swift)-What you tell the cabbie when you're chasing a girl you like

TABLET - small table
TUMOR - extra pair

ULTRASOUND - radical noise

WEEDLI - Idli made with weed. Indian version of Hash Brownies
WARNER BROTHERS- Siblings that is quite liberal in giving others a heads up

ZZZZZZ: The sound you hear from the back bench during most lectures.

Words are a bit muffled, almost as if they are being placed under a pillow upon which sits a stupid, fat, smiling dog

My regular travels and hang outs with people has made me write this; my only way to vent out the true fascination for you all. Your behavior puzzles my little brain. Sometimes I stop gazing in daze at you all. It forces me to reconsider principles which I long believed to simply be beyond change.

First I would want to thank the wonderful species called BOYS.I swear, you are the most entertaining crowd I have even seen. But honestly I lay in all those doubts that have been troubling my otherwise peaceful existence.

1.       What is with all the pony tails? Genuinely. What makes you think that it looks good? Or are you trying to look creative? Or are all of you trying to show your metro sexuality or whatever it is that you must have read in ToI’s latest fashion advice column? Moment of honesty: It looks fuckin retarded. Really. And don’t even think of pulling out the head band. You are not Ronaldinho and you sure as fukin hell like the Chotta Bheem.

2.        Just a benefit of doubt.  Why do all of you purposely buy t-shirts one size small or are all of you particularly short of cash? Is there some sort of shortage of cloth in and around the country? I am sorry but I really do not want to see how cold you are feeling, if you know what I mean. And all you bulging biceps chappies better be it crappies, save it for the gym dude.

3.        What is it with the drinking in the car thingy? Not allowed to drink in front of mommy, are we? Heard about something which is commonly referred to as a “bar”? Well they exist, trust me: these perfectly legal (sometimes stinky) places where you can drink your way to full talli levels. Try it out for a change.

4.       Why is it that if I stare deep into your eyes [hypothetically] I find a deep cavern of mind-numbing dumbness? It is almost like looking into the eyes of a lab rat. I can actually see the brain [very, very basic model] crunching away squeaking with effort every time any non-monosyllabic word is uttered.

5.       Why do you open your mouths? Trust me, you would be far successful with the ladies if you just kept silent, pouted once in a while and maybe grunt a “yaa” every now and then.

6.       What is with the whole riding bikes while wearing chaddis thing? The ultimate [pronounced ulti-maaate yaar] is the boxer-baniyan combo where you get to see ample amounts of leg and chest/back hair.

Now, I come to those set of people who are called the baby –dolls, probably in the alien planet. Trust me; you gals are no less to be called elegant bear of THE BRAVE.I mean the mommy bear.

1.       What is with that hair? chidiya ka ghosla ?seriously . What’s with those retard colors on them? Ask me about it, you’re no close to that COOL look ah.

2.       Use stoles and clothes but not blankets. Spare it for home purpose.

3.       You eating junk is no amusement for people in and around 2 streets. So shut the fuckin drama of jumping, creeping and yelling.

4.       What do your bags contain? Really. Do you stomp the entire house into the bag and bring? Why are they so huge and heavier than u, li’l birds?

5.       What is the overflowing thick goo from your faces? Is it something to do for you good looking? Trust me; you guys look so vampire-ish that sometimes all of you together budge into my dreams.

Almost my every evening went spending with couples and for next few days till I am here, will be the same. So before I go meet few more, here is my open love for all you guys!

Yes. You, my dear couples!

Stop feeling sorry for me. Stop trying to set me up. If I need your assistance, I will ask. Promise.

Stop making out in front of me (pretty please?).

Stop looking so lovey dovey that it makes me want to puke.

Stop dressing alike. You have no idea how incestuous it really looks.

Stop using your precious nicknames in front of me. I really, really, really don’t wanna know what poochie woochie did to your goochi hoochie. I swear.

Stop inviting me to your meals. I don’t need no kebab to feel the haddi if you know what I mean. And last of all, stop sharing every fuckin detail of your lives with each other.Tell one of you something and get a response from the other! In fri'gin seconds.

What the bloody fuck man?

A little bit of me ..

Well not everyone can be lucky to have great realizations of life. Its only rain most of the times, caused the greatest consciousness of rush in hormones in me. Now if you ask me what exactly that means… hold on …I have a real different explanation for this.

This is what happened to me when I’m close to the end my school life. I have had some serious problems of life. Everything was so weird to me. I mean every possible existence of the world.

1. Childhood friends are forever and they are the only one who would go to any extent to win a chocolate. .For example: dare the sumo of the class for arm wrestling .We also wear the same color clothes to show our love for each other

2. Teachers are people. They are also humans. If not, they teach mathematics.

3. High school is a little piece of your adult education. It is practicable only during bachelors. If you did not, you are either zombie or you are a juvenile stuck in a boobster.

4. Everyone is different. Everyone is unique. Few are mad, few are disoriented and few are fanatics but all are your friends.

5. Ghosts do not exist. If existing, they come only when bunch of friends’ night out and talk about them. Oh wait... these are night ghosts. Day ghosts are those who wait at the school gates like jackasses to track us where we are, colloquially called as watch men.

6. You don’t get pregnant if you kiss unlike shown in desi movies.

7. Google and Wikipedia are only sources for any information. Any information which are censored in biology books.

8. Text books are the black and white version of your teachers. They are never entertaining and cannot be too.

9. Propose means ...”I LOVE U”

10. Siblings are nothing but crude version of mythological villains. They are born to hate u. So are their friends.

11. Gays and Lesbians are also some breed of human not any species of dogs.

12. School means not only 1st to 10th standard. There are various other schools also.

13. Even if you have a boy friend, you can still talk to other male species.

14. Fuck and Sex are not biology.

15. Principal hails from other planet and mathematics teachers too. English teachers are from heaven.

16. X is not just a letter, it is the attitude. Wtf?

17. Best moments are not to be caught even while sleeping in History class.

18. Best bike in the world is your bicycle which you pedal it to school.

19. Chemistry is no more a subject. It has a greater meaning.

20. Well… What I talk is mostly Nonsense-aaya Namaha: D and my biograhy is nothing but chronicles of Dementia.

Tonight I know I cannot sleep; words, just words, spur rather than relieve

I,

Live life for me, for myself

Like the bird with huge wings,

I,

Live life with mind close, eyes laugh

Sew hope, buy faith, claim heal.

I,

Live life of a dream, with an open heart

To be the beholder

I,

Live life of love,

Where every moment is

Like that subtle flowing of song in my mind.

I,

Live life of the magic

Where my faith of destiny makes my serendipity

I,

Also live a life of fear,

To lose the face in the world

But

I,

Live life of no exception till I met him,

In discovery of the secret forcing no fail in finding the shore of faith.

Now,

We live the life of fun,

Till the shout to choke and clutter to blot.

We party hard, like a bunch of stones in a cloth sack being thrown down a concrete staircase

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."~Martin Luther King Jr

I don’t know where it really started but finally we (my maniac hit zombie colleague and I) landed up for a "SILENT" dinner.Oh yea…before you pelt down your questions like WHY? HOW? WHEN? WHAT? And WHO…We are those two extremists who are fascinated in everything except work. Of course we have our own reasons for it. Common factor is the sleep diffusing into our eyes and thinning out the world around. But as usual, VILLIAN of my story is my manager, who sits diagonally opposite and peeps into my monitor. Wonder why all males have affinity towards female stuff…!

I was so drowsy that I began dripping down the seat and finally hit the floor with a thud! That thud actually alerted the world of my disastrousness. Some wondered silently and some in whispered tones. But my manager was shocked to see me under the desk. Well, to save my bum from fire, I told him that I was searching for my note pad. I know that is the dumbest thing of the world ever said. Actually that thump was not that bad too; it gave me an idea of sniglets. I finally came up with few snigs and was looking out for a person to vent it. Poor chap was the victim. I also see him shouting dramatically “mudiyala!!!” also!

So for all the torture I have given him, I thought I’ll be nice to him at least once and asked him out for dinner. Seriously, I appreciate his deep brave heart to still dare the catastrophe. Planning was on me. I unintentionally took him to a pitch dark place for candle light dinner. Now if you why, all I have to say is "When you want something, the entire universe conspires in helping you to achieve it." Ok...Bad joke… point is I did not know about the place. How the hell I would know about romantic places, I am that old blond nanny who always talks about her cat: P

Ok now the real story:

Pitch dark, just a candle to glow, pot pouring rain and few centimeters of distance between us and no one around. Anything can happen...in fact ANYTHING can happen (subjected to ur discretion and imagination).But we, sat there as if it was a stadium and I was compensating the full of screaming mental peoples with the voice rising and falling across the circumference. Whatever… romantic dinner was an adventurous supper for him for super subtle attitude and my “goodwill” purpose is also served.

Why it was an adventure, I would explain … We were the first ones to sneak into the place. After 45 minutes an odd couple walked in, both abnormally dressed. While they were choosing a place next to us … I was in no hurry to utter “Are they gonna sit on our laps and rub their fat bums with ours. Shit sticking stinky people- *rolling eyes*”.Although it did not make much difference to us, at least to me , they had a tough time with the live RJ -Sandieee.

End of the eventful so called romantic dinner was the honking driver hurried to drop us back at our respective abodes.  The darkest hour of night came just before the dawn.

Now dozing off to see him tomorrow at office J

So much love for the LOLITA! H&K (multiplied by 10,000) (itna mein utnaich milenga :P)

And now you still wanna ask what this is..It was the pure Language of the World. It required no explanation, just as the universe needs none as it travels through endless time.

And yeah I hum REHNA HAI TERE DIL MEIN  song because I love KK 's voice. I talk bakwaas only with him cuz he can complement me the best ...
He can be the one with whom I can sit beside to watch every setting sun with a large lake of chocolate dipping in and floating around:-)


"There's always room for a story that can transport people to another place."~J.K. Rowling

Chow chow :D

How They Met

To know a person, sometimes it takes long time, sometimes just a moment that is precious for life time.

I always have a ton of fun playing around with pieces in my wardrobe especially when I am going out to meet someone whom I like. But my day out with K was completely crazy and fateful.

I woke up with a heavy head for a message, “See you at 12.30 PM. Lunch at *****”. Well, I was rubbing my eyes to check if it was real. Gazed and gaped at it, twice, then confirmed that I was not dreaming. Quickly got ready and set out to the destination. The sight of him had created a strange mixture of anxiety, excitement, and hopelessness in my body. I felt the proverbial “butterflies” when he appeared, overwhelmed with emotions and welcomed me. Honestly, when I met him I never felt strange; we got along as good old buddies and we did share our best secrets of life in ease. He is extremely shy, sensitive, and has a dork haircut but still he is utterly sweet to me with his Dravidian accent. Now if you mistake him to be soberly good, let me tell you he is a silent killer. Well, here is one such episode that completely rip-off his goody image. Since I have been talking all the while, probably he thought I need a break. So, he was like… “What do you call this as?” .I was like are you trying to date me? Before he thought it is safe to answer, he took the benefit of doubt as in to know what actually a DATE is. Smart na! That is just the beginning. Then I give him top 10 tips of dating of which one of them was “looking into gal’s eyes and speak”. From the next minute, he started constantly gaping. First I checked if someone was behind, second I checked if something was protruding and finally tried all ways to distract him. Damn…He was trapping and finally breaks into laughter. Gosh …. Moronic.

Sometimes his silence scares me; I slightly doubt if I was boring and irritating because of his deadpan expression like that of a mind-controlled, programmed assassin who is under some kind of hypnotic trance.

K is also like a typical guy who hates shopping. Despite that, he helped me shop and I love that attention J.After that we had a coffee and started walking in the evening fading sun to get a cab. Romantic na … yeah unless until he was lifting the shopping bags and probably me too. We just walked and walked, finally landed at a cross junction to find one. I am sure by then he must have realized that I am one walking disaster. Finally at the cross roads, we just stood like the tired dogs with almost the tongues out. I was facing the west and K was standing on opposite direction, both of us looking out for a cab.  He was so dog tired and was leaning on me. I nor K was so not in this world to feel that we both r standing like the posers of some odd regional movie in middle of the road. When the bystanders started making stroppy faces, then we realized that we are entertaining the trespassers. That was the LMAFO of the day.

Finally into the cab and another action-packed shopping and long conversations. Time just flew when he was around. I wished the day never ended.

Coffee and conversations are great when they are hot! Chow chowJ

PS: I am really short of words to even tell how great it feels. Just see it in my eyes , if you can read it.Just take it and go (in my style)
Also this is the song for u ...

Shru : Did I pen it down as you have described?