Let’s Snig it!

Well, these are utterly random snigs where a bunch of maniacs and I tried bringing out. Few are also adapted.

ACCELERATION DUE TO GRAVITY-Extra tweeting speed caused by mobile Twitter applications
ANTIBODY - against everybody

BATDRAFTING-The practice of using a mini drafter as a make-believe cricket bat and playing a cover drive
BARGAIN-Money you gain due to the mistake in the bill in the bar

BACKLOG-A to-do list of people who're behind you

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u (bongs)
BALLOTKAAR-What Booth Capturing and Poll rigging do to democracy

BLAST FROM THE PAST- A fart that smells like yesterday's food

BOTTOMLINE- Tight underpants leaving stretch marks

CALORIE-METRY-Every time a girl goes on diet...and emerges fatter than ever..!!!

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CENSUS-LESS-NESS (N.)- A peculiar kind of population survey that puts housewives, prostitutes and beggars in the same category

CHILDBERTH-Giving up your seat in the train to a kid

CHEMYSTERY- The unintelligible solution that you just created by Spanish interjection
CHEMYTH-The ill-conceived notion that the rest of the college has that Chemical Engineering is all about Chemistry
CHIT -Memory-joggers designed for the benefit of exam-takers. Production of these is considered an illegal activity: D
CHITREADING-The fine art of reading exam chits (refer definition above). Highly esoteric, and can be understood only be the writer. Requires eyesight of high microscopic abilities

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

CROCAINE - Smashed crocin to be snorted.

COPYWRITER- Person availing of chits. Not related to advertising.
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTISONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short for sister

DESK-MS-The ability to type SMS with the phone below the table and not looking at the screen.
DESKITTI- The ubiquitous scribbling and works of arts of Michelangelo-to-be that you find on every piece of furniture in college.
DADLINE-The unrealistic deadline of 9PM on a Saturday Night, set by the dad of course

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ELASTIC BAND-The ever-changing college music Group: D
ELECTROMYSTERY- The phenomenon of absence of electricity in Electrical Engineering Classrooms: O
ENTRAINING-The Ramaiah-like torture we all went through to get our asses out here in the first place
EXSHAM- A test paper that gets leaked and sullies the name of the university.

ENEMA - not a friend
EPIC FAIL-When you can't pass an exam on the Mahabharat

FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
FOURIER TRANSFORM -Transformation into engineer of a student due to the 4 years of mental torture at the engineering college.

FENG SHOOOEEEEEEEY- The art of properly placing pigs so that they win fatness competitions

GHAT FEELING-Just knowing that there are mountains near you

GRAPH-I-TEA: The peculiar designs obtained when chaai is spilled on your lab record.
GYMNAUSEUM: The odor emanating from the sweatshirts of guys who work out.

GALL BLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim

HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
HYPERBOLA-A person who talks so much at a given time

H1N1B-What you get when you combine Swine Flu and US Visas
HUNKLE-An Uncle who thinks he looks like a Hunk

HOODIE-BABA-A Swami wearing a sweatshirt

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
INEBRYTHM: The drunken dance at every college fest, late at night. Generally performed by strange species from the Mens' Hostel
iPEED- What Steve Jobs would say after going to the loo

INTERCOURSE-What you have in between starters and the main course

IPILL-Pill to treat psychological illnesses caused by Apple products/IPL

JETTY LAG-Victoria's Secret model that had to go to the ICU after a 20-hour flight

KOO-RESISTOR: The person who, oblivious of the wild jeering from the crowd, continues singing/dancing/mimicking/whatevering straight-faced!

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily

LECTURE- The art of transferring notes from the professor's book to the female students' book without passing through the minds of either.

MALLPRACTICE: The art of skipping class for shopping.
MECHALOMANIA: The undying spirit that ties Mechanical students together.
MECHALCOHOLOMANIA: The *spirit* that ties Mechanical students together.
MAN-O-METER- Scale to gauge masculinity. Usually found in 'bars'

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

MARGIN-A line between the buyer and the seller

METTLEHEAD-Very brave person who loves metal

MUTTER PANEER-The softest spoken Indian side-dish ever

MY NAME ISKCON- SRK's movie on how he became a devout Krishna follower

NINETYNINE-POINT SOMEONE: The guy who cracks GATE/CAT from every Batch: D
NAAKNOWTECHNOLOGY: The science of studying about yourself
NORMALIZATION-The *standardization* of lab experiment values. Standard values may be obtained from any senior's lab record. (Of course, this means that the first ever batch are the only people to have ever *done* the experiment.)
NOVELIZATION-The art of reading a novel in class.

OBESITY - City of OBE

PRON-Adult films for fish

PUNNILINGUS-The act of mouthing excellent puns

POOPCORN-*Adult content alert*-your digestive repercussion during constipation

PROTEIN - in favor of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
PIKACHUTIYA- Annoying Indian Pokemon

POKER FACE- The expression that you see on those compelled to sit on the first bench for whatever reasons, while they sleep with their eyes open

ROFL-MAO-How the Chinese react to an internet joke

RICE AND SHINE: The horror of finding rice being served in for breakfast in hostels.
REPERCUSSIONS –After effects of the drummer quitting, and then changing his mind and coming back

REFARTEE- A response to a real stinker

SIMBIOSIS: The person in college who effortlessly uses two SIMs with his phone...
SOFTSH*T: The bull crap that you say during software interviews that you wouldn't dream of saying otherwise ("Software is booming! Of course I want to stay with ******* all my life! MBA?! What's that?")
SPONSORSH*T: The hell that all students have to go through, begging people all over the town, for their upcoming departmental fest.
SARI-DON -The no-tension guy who heads the Conjeevaram Silk Mafia

STAR BUCKS- Financial news channel that's up all day long

SARCHASM-The wide gap between people who get it and those who don't

SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors' drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUPARIMAN- If Clark Kent were to become a hitman for the mob

SAP ANALYST-Person who studies plant goo

THERMOCOUPLE: The *hottest* couple in college: D
TURBAN DICTIONARY- Repository of Navjot Singh Sidhu's vocabulary

THOORING TEST- A test to determine if a Machine can bullshit like an MBA grad

THENGUE FEVER -When you get tired of people thanking you in mildly played-around-with English

TAYLOR SWIFT (Tail-her-Swift)-What you tell the cabbie when you're chasing a girl you like

TABLET - small table
TUMOR - extra pair

ULTRASOUND - radical noise

WEEDLI - Idli made with weed. Indian version of Hash Brownies
WARNER BROTHERS- Siblings that is quite liberal in giving others a heads up

ZZZZZZ: The sound you hear from the back bench during most lectures.

We party hard, like a bunch of stones in a cloth sack being thrown down a concrete staircase

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."~Martin Luther King Jr

I don’t know where it really started but finally we (my maniac hit zombie colleague and I) landed up for a "SILENT" dinner.Oh yea…before you pelt down your questions like WHY? HOW? WHEN? WHAT? And WHO…We are those two extremists who are fascinated in everything except work. Of course we have our own reasons for it. Common factor is the sleep diffusing into our eyes and thinning out the world around. But as usual, VILLIAN of my story is my manager, who sits diagonally opposite and peeps into my monitor. Wonder why all males have affinity towards female stuff…!

I was so drowsy that I began dripping down the seat and finally hit the floor with a thud! That thud actually alerted the world of my disastrousness. Some wondered silently and some in whispered tones. But my manager was shocked to see me under the desk. Well, to save my bum from fire, I told him that I was searching for my note pad. I know that is the dumbest thing of the world ever said. Actually that thump was not that bad too; it gave me an idea of sniglets. I finally came up with few snigs and was looking out for a person to vent it. Poor chap was the victim. I also see him shouting dramatically “mudiyala!!!” also!

So for all the torture I have given him, I thought I’ll be nice to him at least once and asked him out for dinner. Seriously, I appreciate his deep brave heart to still dare the catastrophe. Planning was on me. I unintentionally took him to a pitch dark place for candle light dinner. Now if you why, all I have to say is "When you want something, the entire universe conspires in helping you to achieve it." Ok...Bad joke… point is I did not know about the place. How the hell I would know about romantic places, I am that old blond nanny who always talks about her cat: P

Ok now the real story:

Pitch dark, just a candle to glow, pot pouring rain and few centimeters of distance between us and no one around. Anything can happen...in fact ANYTHING can happen (subjected to ur discretion and imagination).But we, sat there as if it was a stadium and I was compensating the full of screaming mental peoples with the voice rising and falling across the circumference. Whatever… romantic dinner was an adventurous supper for him for super subtle attitude and my “goodwill” purpose is also served.

Why it was an adventure, I would explain … We were the first ones to sneak into the place. After 45 minutes an odd couple walked in, both abnormally dressed. While they were choosing a place next to us … I was in no hurry to utter “Are they gonna sit on our laps and rub their fat bums with ours. Shit sticking stinky people- *rolling eyes*”.Although it did not make much difference to us, at least to me , they had a tough time with the live RJ -Sandieee.

End of the eventful so called romantic dinner was the honking driver hurried to drop us back at our respective abodes.  The darkest hour of night came just before the dawn.

Now dozing off to see him tomorrow at office J

So much love for the LOLITA! H&K (multiplied by 10,000) (itna mein utnaich milenga :P)

And now you still wanna ask what this is..It was the pure Language of the World. It required no explanation, just as the universe needs none as it travels through endless time.

And yeah I hum REHNA HAI TERE DIL MEIN  song because I love KK 's voice. I talk bakwaas only with him cuz he can complement me the best ...
He can be the one with whom I can sit beside to watch every setting sun with a large lake of chocolate dipping in and floating around:-)


"There's always room for a story that can transport people to another place."~J.K. Rowling

Chow chow :D