Wednesdays are obviously the worst days of the semester. Fuelling
to that, I had moved into my new house on the same day. Topped to this was a
stupid bachelor student who asks me out for a date every time he sees me for
which my obvious answer is “Grow up for it”. Well, I am single but doesn’t mean
I will get into carbon dating. Anyways that’s not the point.
After I moved my luggage into the new house, I met my
landlady. Within 5 mins I understood the level of her stupidity and believe me,
I can never deal with such fat old mindless morons.
I told her I would see her in the evening as I have a class
and walked away.
So, I came back home at 8 this evening, tired, drenched in
my own sweat, reeking of the day’s exploits and turn the keys in my front door
and enter a dark abyss. I turn on the light switch to no avail. I panic a bit.
I turn on other switches all over the house and I’m still covered in a thick
layer of darkness. I panic, stumble blindly from one room to another, screaming
for help and trying to get the darkness off my body. No, I’m exaggerating. I
have a flair for drama and I get carried away sometimes. I get my torch and
find out the reason for this darkness. I see a notice that looks very...Forget
it! There is no word equivalent to it.
Dear Sandy,
Find the key on your table that unlocks the switch box.
Regards,
XXXX
Who in the world can put a note on a dark wall and expects me to read it?
Finally I lighten my room and check into that seedy room. Surprisingly
my room looks way different than I left it few hours ago. It looks hauntingly
familiar for all the wrong reasons. I think I’ve seen many a porn movie shot in
this very room. I can’t be too sure about this, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
Well, even if you don’t wonder and ponder these mysteries, I’ll enlighten you.
She noticed a cute German with me who helped me in moving
that morning. So she put her 60 year old rusted brain to use and bought this
effect.
So, there I was, almost in the middle of the night, in the stupidest
room with all roses around and some weird room fragrance along with a bottle of
wine, and I sit here on the chair, where I’m vaguely sure that many a pretty
chick has done it doggy style. The creepy blue lights and a transparent
bathroom add to the cheesiness.
Yes. The bathroom / toilet has a TRANSPARENT wall. F*** you
very much, landlady.
I seriously doubt if she is amusing herself with this stupid act or genuinely proving her stand or mocking my singleton :P
Anyways, as Einstein said " Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
