I have been wondering if I can ever get answers for these...then
I found the genius K who can answer my every question. My instant reaction
would be (* wooooowww* u r suchaaaa Einstein* muaaahhhh … U r just the light in
my life…) probably that might be in a hypothetical situation .
Well, certainly
reality is * bang-my-head * expression and *kill me * expression.
OK! Here are few such questions and genius answers. ** Evil Smirk** uahhahahhaha!
Q. Are unripe oranges called greens?
A. They are called
yellow and ripen one is called red. (Shades of colors)
Yeah! I totally got
you: P… Aage bado
Q. Can it be a mistake that "desserts" gives
"stressed" spelled backwards?
A. No, it’s happy coincidence just like having you for a coffee.
Oh..For coffee episode...u
need to talk to K …he would explain it better:- D.. Specially the CCD one: -P or
drop me a mail…
Q. Crime doesn't pay . . . does that mean that my job is
a crime?
A. Probably it is not under law, which is why it broke
the equality.
(Everyone is equal
in eyes of law is meant! Ok…I got your * kill me * expression)
Q. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected
become the expected?
A. Such an unexpected way of expecting answer.
Q. Do fish get thirsty?
A. No because they are not followers of Morarji Desai
Urine Therapy.
Q. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet
soup?
A. They don’t bother, the just drink the served soup.
Q. Do penguins have knees?
A. They don’t need to have because they are not going to
get wedded in Indian tradition where you fall on knees for everything.
Yaaayyyyy ! Join the club of insanity... Imagine
my plight, he is my boy friend!
Q. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations?
A. Yeah, just after I fell in love with you.
*Rolling eyes*
Q. How do you get off a non-stop flight?
A. When “Nan” (Tamil) tells to stop.
Q. If mummies are from Egypt, then from where are daddies
from?
A. From bio shock series
* Do-u –mind –stuffing
–ur –geekness –below –the belt* expression
Q. If a brown cow eats green grass why is it's milk
white?
A. Because it shits black.
*U r SICK* U need help !
Q. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience
sitting?
A. On their Seats (buttocks)
Q. If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, would it be considered a hostage situation?
A. Should wait till his personality splits in a cop.
Q. If beef comes from a cow and ham from a pig, why do
they put beef in hamburgers?
A. To sell it in Hamburg (forget not the grin he gave
after the answer)
Q. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you
explain whales?
A. They are also in shape. RoundJ
Q. If there's so much laborsaving machinery, why don't I
have more free time?
A. Employee Engagement
Q. If you're going at the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
A. Question invalid if I am on harry potter’s broomstick.
* Utter Maniacness
*
Q. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because
they taste funny?
A. Probably that is why I was spared by my last date.
Q. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without
sponges?
A. Easy! Suck out the water along with the sponges and release
them to measure.
Q. What do you do when you discover an endangered animal
that eats only endangered plants?
A. I will try not endangering me.
* Fu***ing! What’s
the logic??*
Q. Where does the white go when the snow melts?
A. To the Snow White
Q. Why call it a building if it's already been built?
A. Because they don’t know tenses.
Q. Why does night fall but never break and day break but
never fall?
A. Day has a heart. It loves moons. Hearing this night
trips and falls since it is dark.
Q. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your
lips?
A. To show that the one who puts it on is not dumb
* Lamest of the all
*
Q. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?
A. Watch Rush hour series to get some light
Q. Name a fly without wings?
A. Walk
Q. Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am
beautiful because you love me?
A. Absurd question because neither of the things are
true.
*aarrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Well...that is it about my genius counterpart: D ..the so called Agastya of contemporary world.
I understand your excitement in meeting him … Sure! Why not:
D . The day is not very far!
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