Well not everyone can be lucky to have great realizations of
life. Its only rain most of the times, caused the greatest consciousness of rush
in hormones in me. Now if you ask me what exactly that means… hold on …I have a
real different explanation for this.
This is what happened to me when I’m close to the end my
school life. I have had some serious problems of life. Everything was so weird
to me. I mean every possible existence of the world.
1. Childhood friends are forever and they are the only one who would go to any extent to win a chocolate. .For example: dare the sumo of the class for arm wrestling .We also wear the same color clothes to show our love for each other
2. Teachers are people. They are also humans. If not, they teach mathematics.
3. High school is a little piece of your adult education. It is practicable only during bachelors. If you did not, you are either zombie or you are a juvenile stuck in a boobster.
4. Everyone is different. Everyone is unique. Few are mad, few are disoriented and few are fanatics but all are your friends.
5. Ghosts do not exist. If existing, they come only when bunch of friends’ night out and talk about them. Oh wait... these are night ghosts. Day ghosts are those who wait at the school gates like jackasses to track us where we are, colloquially called as watch men.
6. You don’t get pregnant if you kiss unlike shown in desi movies.
7. Google and Wikipedia are only sources for any information. Any information which are censored in biology books.
8. Text books are the black and white version of your teachers. They are never entertaining and cannot be too.
9. Propose means ...”I LOVE U”
10. Siblings are nothing but crude version of mythological villains. They are born to hate u. So are their friends.
11. Gays and Lesbians are also some breed of human not any species of dogs.
12. School means not only 1st to 10th standard. There are various other schools also.
13. Even if you have a boy friend, you can still talk to other male species.
14. Fuck and Sex are not biology.
15. Principal hails from other planet and mathematics teachers too. English teachers are from heaven.
16. X is not just a letter, it is the attitude. Wtf?
17. Best moments are not to be caught even while sleeping in History class.
18. Best bike in the world is your bicycle which you pedal it to school.
19. Chemistry is no more a subject. It has a greater meaning.
20. Well… What I talk is mostly Nonsense-aaya Namaha: D and my biograhy is nothing but chronicles of Dementia.
2. Teachers are people. They are also humans. If not, they teach mathematics.
3. High school is a little piece of your adult education. It is practicable only during bachelors. If you did not, you are either zombie or you are a juvenile stuck in a boobster.
4. Everyone is different. Everyone is unique. Few are mad, few are disoriented and few are fanatics but all are your friends.
5. Ghosts do not exist. If existing, they come only when bunch of friends’ night out and talk about them. Oh wait... these are night ghosts. Day ghosts are those who wait at the school gates like jackasses to track us where we are, colloquially called as watch men.
6. You don’t get pregnant if you kiss unlike shown in desi movies.
7. Google and Wikipedia are only sources for any information. Any information which are censored in biology books.
8. Text books are the black and white version of your teachers. They are never entertaining and cannot be too.
9. Propose means ...”I LOVE U”
10. Siblings are nothing but crude version of mythological villains. They are born to hate u. So are their friends.
11. Gays and Lesbians are also some breed of human not any species of dogs.
12. School means not only 1st to 10th standard. There are various other schools also.
13. Even if you have a boy friend, you can still talk to other male species.
14. Fuck and Sex are not biology.
15. Principal hails from other planet and mathematics teachers too. English teachers are from heaven.
16. X is not just a letter, it is the attitude. Wtf?
17. Best moments are not to be caught even while sleeping in History class.
18. Best bike in the world is your bicycle which you pedal it to school.
19. Chemistry is no more a subject. It has a greater meaning.
20. Well… What I talk is mostly Nonsense-aaya Namaha: D and my biograhy is nothing but chronicles of Dementia.
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