Let’s Snig it!

Well, these are utterly random snigs where a bunch of maniacs and I tried bringing out. Few are also adapted.

ACCELERATION DUE TO GRAVITY-Extra tweeting speed caused by mobile Twitter applications
ANTIBODY - against everybody

BATDRAFTING-The practice of using a mini drafter as a make-believe cricket bat and playing a cover drive
BARGAIN-Money you gain due to the mistake in the bill in the bar

BACKLOG-A to-do list of people who're behind you

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u (bongs)
BALLOTKAAR-What Booth Capturing and Poll rigging do to democracy

BLAST FROM THE PAST- A fart that smells like yesterday's food

BOTTOMLINE- Tight underpants leaving stretch marks

CALORIE-METRY-Every time a girl goes on diet...and emerges fatter than ever..!!!

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CENSUS-LESS-NESS (N.)- A peculiar kind of population survey that puts housewives, prostitutes and beggars in the same category

CHILDBERTH-Giving up your seat in the train to a kid

CHEMYSTERY- The unintelligible solution that you just created by Spanish interjection
CHEMYTH-The ill-conceived notion that the rest of the college has that Chemical Engineering is all about Chemistry
CHIT -Memory-joggers designed for the benefit of exam-takers. Production of these is considered an illegal activity: D
CHITREADING-The fine art of reading exam chits (refer definition above). Highly esoteric, and can be understood only be the writer. Requires eyesight of high microscopic abilities

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

CROCAINE - Smashed crocin to be snorted.

COPYWRITER- Person availing of chits. Not related to advertising.
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTISONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short for sister

DESK-MS-The ability to type SMS with the phone below the table and not looking at the screen.
DESKITTI- The ubiquitous scribbling and works of arts of Michelangelo-to-be that you find on every piece of furniture in college.
DADLINE-The unrealistic deadline of 9PM on a Saturday Night, set by the dad of course

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ELASTIC BAND-The ever-changing college music Group: D
ELECTROMYSTERY- The phenomenon of absence of electricity in Electrical Engineering Classrooms: O
ENTRAINING-The Ramaiah-like torture we all went through to get our asses out here in the first place
EXSHAM- A test paper that gets leaked and sullies the name of the university.

ENEMA - not a friend
EPIC FAIL-When you can't pass an exam on the Mahabharat

FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
FOURIER TRANSFORM -Transformation into engineer of a student due to the 4 years of mental torture at the engineering college.

FENG SHOOOEEEEEEEY- The art of properly placing pigs so that they win fatness competitions

GHAT FEELING-Just knowing that there are mountains near you

GRAPH-I-TEA: The peculiar designs obtained when chaai is spilled on your lab record.
GYMNAUSEUM: The odor emanating from the sweatshirts of guys who work out.

GALL BLADDER - bladder in a girl
GENES - blue denim

HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
HYPERBOLA-A person who talks so much at a given time

H1N1B-What you get when you combine Swine Flu and US Visas
HUNKLE-An Uncle who thinks he looks like a Hunk

HOODIE-BABA-A Swami wearing a sweatshirt

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
INEBRYTHM: The drunken dance at every college fest, late at night. Generally performed by strange species from the Mens' Hostel
iPEED- What Steve Jobs would say after going to the loo

INTERCOURSE-What you have in between starters and the main course

IPILL-Pill to treat psychological illnesses caused by Apple products/IPL

JETTY LAG-Victoria's Secret model that had to go to the ICU after a 20-hour flight

KOO-RESISTOR: The person who, oblivious of the wild jeering from the crowd, continues singing/dancing/mimicking/whatevering straight-faced!

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily

LECTURE- The art of transferring notes from the professor's book to the female students' book without passing through the minds of either.

MALLPRACTICE: The art of skipping class for shopping.
MECHALOMANIA: The undying spirit that ties Mechanical students together.
MECHALCOHOLOMANIA: The *spirit* that ties Mechanical students together.
MAN-O-METER- Scale to gauge masculinity. Usually found in 'bars'

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

MARGIN-A line between the buyer and the seller

METTLEHEAD-Very brave person who loves metal

MUTTER PANEER-The softest spoken Indian side-dish ever

MY NAME ISKCON- SRK's movie on how he became a devout Krishna follower

NINETYNINE-POINT SOMEONE: The guy who cracks GATE/CAT from every Batch: D
NAAKNOWTECHNOLOGY: The science of studying about yourself
NORMALIZATION-The *standardization* of lab experiment values. Standard values may be obtained from any senior's lab record. (Of course, this means that the first ever batch are the only people to have ever *done* the experiment.)
NOVELIZATION-The art of reading a novel in class.

OBESITY - City of OBE

PRON-Adult films for fish

PUNNILINGUS-The act of mouthing excellent puns

POOPCORN-*Adult content alert*-your digestive repercussion during constipation

PROTEIN - in favor of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
PIKACHUTIYA- Annoying Indian Pokemon

POKER FACE- The expression that you see on those compelled to sit on the first bench for whatever reasons, while they sleep with their eyes open

ROFL-MAO-How the Chinese react to an internet joke

RICE AND SHINE: The horror of finding rice being served in for breakfast in hostels.
REPERCUSSIONS –After effects of the drummer quitting, and then changing his mind and coming back

REFARTEE- A response to a real stinker

SIMBIOSIS: The person in college who effortlessly uses two SIMs with his phone...
SOFTSH*T: The bull crap that you say during software interviews that you wouldn't dream of saying otherwise ("Software is booming! Of course I want to stay with ******* all my life! MBA?! What's that?")
SPONSORSH*T: The hell that all students have to go through, begging people all over the town, for their upcoming departmental fest.
SARI-DON -The no-tension guy who heads the Conjeevaram Silk Mafia

STAR BUCKS- Financial news channel that's up all day long

SARCHASM-The wide gap between people who get it and those who don't

SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors' drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUPARIMAN- If Clark Kent were to become a hitman for the mob

SAP ANALYST-Person who studies plant goo

THERMOCOUPLE: The *hottest* couple in college: D
TURBAN DICTIONARY- Repository of Navjot Singh Sidhu's vocabulary

THOORING TEST- A test to determine if a Machine can bullshit like an MBA grad

THENGUE FEVER -When you get tired of people thanking you in mildly played-around-with English

TAYLOR SWIFT (Tail-her-Swift)-What you tell the cabbie when you're chasing a girl you like

TABLET - small table
TUMOR - extra pair

ULTRASOUND - radical noise

WEEDLI - Idli made with weed. Indian version of Hash Brownies
WARNER BROTHERS- Siblings that is quite liberal in giving others a heads up

ZZZZZZ: The sound you hear from the back bench during most lectures.