Have you ever tried remaining in one bedroom for one solid month with one introverted special joy trip to the living room? Have you? No, not in the fun way …Yeah, but I did for some undiagnosed disease and the quirk of fate is am considered normal after 20 loose motions and 10 vomiting per day.
All I was blessed in my room is a jhinchaak green and yellow coloured bedsheet on my bed with over-happy flowers on it. Very nice and jarring. But I might have cabin fever. So everything is appearing a dull uniform shade of taupe. The flowers are turning into little doodle and intermingling. Can anyone think of it as sexual reproduction?
Rest of the room details chahiye ? chal … itna mein itnaich milenga …
No one understands this dulling of color business. It's as though I was in a Tide safedi ad and I'm that idiot who doesn't use Tide soap and the visitors are like Love life lackluster, Dorling? Have no fear, I shall be your Tide soap and with that close up smile.
Any homo sapien who entered my room, I felt as if they are from some kind of EKTA’s serial with over color on their face and excessively display of affection.
I ate cloromint aur meri dhimak ki batti chali…So to make my TIDE zindagi here I auction my script as the best soap of the century – Ekta are you game?
(Happiness)
Mom comes to see me. I was presented a freshly made sandwich with couple .
"Mmm", I thought, "What a delight. Let me bite into this with great pomp and splendor."
And I did just that.
(Drama)
Just then, a hot tomato peel unwound itself from a tomato slice and landed squarely on my bottom lip. It was very very hot. Jump up and down and shake head to dislodge it kind of hot. Mom...betaaaaaa.... sambalke...
(Suspense)
But, unknown to me, this tomato peel was from a tomato slice that was from a tomato that was from a tomato plant that had grown from a tomato seed that had been sat on by a leech just after being sown. This soon became increasingly apparent since the tomato peel was exhibiting astonishingly leech-like abilities.
(Tragedy)
After all these shenanigans, my lip was purple and swollen.
(Bittersweet ending)
It is a day later and my lip has now healed. It is now, however, unnaturally flat.
(Conclusion)
I should get around to write my acceptance speech for the award for Most Ridiculous Accident Ever.
All I was blessed in my room is a jhinchaak green and yellow coloured bedsheet on my bed with over-happy flowers on it. Very nice and jarring. But I might have cabin fever. So everything is appearing a dull uniform shade of taupe. The flowers are turning into little doodle and intermingling. Can anyone think of it as sexual reproduction?
Rest of the room details chahiye ? chal … itna mein itnaich milenga …
No one understands this dulling of color business. It's as though I was in a Tide safedi ad and I'm that idiot who doesn't use Tide soap and the visitors are like Love life lackluster, Dorling? Have no fear, I shall be your Tide soap and with that close up smile.
Any homo sapien who entered my room, I felt as if they are from some kind of EKTA’s serial with over color on their face and excessively display of affection.
I ate cloromint aur meri dhimak ki batti chali…So to make my TIDE zindagi here I auction my script as the best soap of the century – Ekta are you game?
(Happiness)
Mom comes to see me. I was presented a freshly made sandwich with couple .
"Mmm", I thought, "What a delight. Let me bite into this with great pomp and splendor."
And I did just that.
(Drama)
Just then, a hot tomato peel unwound itself from a tomato slice and landed squarely on my bottom lip. It was very very hot. Jump up and down and shake head to dislodge it kind of hot. Mom...betaaaaaa.... sambalke...
(Suspense)
But, unknown to me, this tomato peel was from a tomato slice that was from a tomato that was from a tomato plant that had grown from a tomato seed that had been sat on by a leech just after being sown. This soon became increasingly apparent since the tomato peel was exhibiting astonishingly leech-like abilities.
(Tragedy)
After all these shenanigans, my lip was purple and swollen.
Mom: Awwwww....meri bachi....
(Bittersweet ending)
It is a day later and my lip has now healed. It is now, however, unnaturally flat.
(Conclusion)
I should get around to write my acceptance speech for the award for Most Ridiculous Accident Ever.
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