He speaks....

I've been away a while. And I've faced a blitz of complaints. People groan about why I haven't been blogging. They beg me to write. They express their sorrow at the lack of Google Reader updates. Very soon, I foresee a crowd gathering underneath my window with placards and candles, in an attempt to appeal to my sensitive side, just so I write something. I'm here only because I want to save the paper that would have gone into making those placards.

Alright so two people asked me why I haven't been blogging when I have all this free time.

I have been busy consoling one of my friends who had a pretty bitter break up; bitter as bitter as she wanted all the rainbow colors on her boy friend…. Yeh tho hona hi tha..

Since I had been the cupid of their story, I had to be their God father too.. For that I had to skip my lovely shopping too.I guess my friends would be happy about it...

Me: Problem kya hai ?

He speaks:

Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.
aur kya problem hai
Problem is that I expect not to have any problem in my life
But I not having any problem is the biggest problem of her life..

Her Birthday
Her dog’s birthday
Her 1st kiss day... Her 1st school day... her 1st farewell day..
Damn...Almost every day...
Take for example the Batman story only..
Until I become a bat man she is like you do nothing for me...huh...janu...u don love me at all
nakara ho
napunshak ho
When I actually become batman..
She chuckles and says...U became a bat man...I want a normal human being..
How would I be able to live with u?
Then comes the Shopping ka bhoot…
Her shopping is never ending
First take cushion
Then curtain
Cushion, Curtain don't match
Again a cushion!
Trust me...I have so many mugs at home...
I went to set them off…I actually got back my 2 months’ salary...

Every 2 weeks dimag gorge
table lena hai
table lena hai
5 ghante maal bitane par ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge
aur fir agale do hafte dimag chatenge
table lena hai
table lena hai...
Ufff…I really have to kill myself for having a mobile..
i love u kahe bina mobile kaata
toh naatak...
If I be a listener..
Am I not interesting to u ? bolke she cries
 Seriously
mein shart laga sakta hoon...

kya soch rahe ho???
 kya soch rahe ho???
Puch puch ke .. She actually irritates me
If at all the girl next to me asks me anything..Done my day...
What, why, how, when...all the questions throw up.
camera laga doon dimag mein...
 Bas use argument starts .. never ends..infact I swear ..old city ladies fighting near the water tap can also never win upon her.

If this is it…The shopping part..the ultimate one…
There was one jhinchaak orange and blue color tie she picked up which is very nice and raucous. But I might have cabin fever for that combo. And she says…
Hey Hun! Try this on. This looks perfect on u !
If at all ..I be lil frank is saying Ah..It looks as if I just puked up a rainbow
Then also she don get it….
Perfect! Now you can even fart Rainbows standing front of me..:P

Damn..haadh hai yaar…
If at all I say the night is dark, she starts making my life colorful as much as a RIN soap ad .. . It's as though I am in a Rin safedi ad and I'm the moron who doesn't use Rin soap.
Love life lacklustre, dorling? Have no fear, I shall be your Rin soap. 

Kuch karo naaaa... bagguuuu...

Well..that was the first time I saw a guy crying.. And this is just an episode 1 1st part .. more to come up...

Frustration is end of all Experiences .