Joy of Swades!

Been on a trip inside my head for the past few days, and am off on another one, this time for real. It is high time for me to respond to all the pending comments, visit all the morons in the city, take a bath and catch up on all the gossip! Not necessarily sequentially: p

Anyways, it is burning hot here man… swear! Do not ever tell this around, I am sure there is one person everywhere who can give you that screwball lecture on Global Warming.

Unfortunately it was my boss during my internship. To save my job, I spared his egg shared smooth shaved head.

I sat through a long discourse on global warming and how it’ll affect the kind of clothes we wear on a daily basis. Apparently, the Earth is going to become too hot for us to wear clothes and we’d all be walking around butt-naked on the streets, sweating like pigs. We will be forced to do something drastic to preserve whatever ‘little’ decency we have.

From the Stone Age to the Information Age, we’re crashing towards another Ass Age. Strangely, this comes just before the next Ice Age, and the two pronunciations are not to be confused. So, what do we do in this ex-ass-perating situation?

Well, the answer is drink coke and put peace!  I know how it feels … Face palm!  Morons are everywhere but only logical morons are found in yeh desh hai mera..Swadesh :D

Somehow I feel that all the truths about Global Warming should be proven true, and then would the fucked-up version of the future would be something like ass age to ice age. Unfortunately, it’s just a dream. An ass-piration: P Then the formula of Keep calm and eat aam doesn’t work :P ..You know why ….

Anyways, apart from the heat, I have my serious rants. Every unofficial couple in the city feels that I am their parents or ex’s hired CID who is tracking them in every mall, theatre. Oh yeah! Am this bright inquisitive and exuberance of the youth parcelled from west and landed here. Lemme clarify, I am omnipresent for next two months in all the malls, multiplexes, single screen theatres of the SE Asia. Unfortunately coke is paying for the scampering; else I don’t mind tracking you souls too. Sorry, currently I am hired! Jee le zindagi!Hasthe kilthe... 

Finally! Despite the odds, feels great to be back in motherland J