Best ...may be it is called Love...

 Your parents are really nice yaa

“Well what did you expect?” he asked.

I just thought they would be grown up versions of you.

Like the others, this one also went for a toss, Rejection no# 39

I may sound snobby, arrogant and egoistic but what you see is not always true.

There is this series of things that is happening in my life since a year.

I don’t know peer pressure or probably it was too hard to handle my hotness, my family and extended family started groom hunt for me.Well, I met over dozen of people so far and every time I meet someone, they ask me to be judgemental and I can’t stop using the stupidity index (For more info refer previous post). Finally I gave up the idea of meeting random stupids when I had a lot waiting in my inbox every morning. After a thorough investigation and scrutiny, Sandiee’s angels and Demons fight club has shortlisted top three stupids. Here I present my sample mails. 

Short-listed -1:

You are my TVS SCOOTY and also my AIWA. I am BPL and you are SANSUI. You are Mc DOWLE'S love.   I believe in FRESHIA and you are one of the most beautiful girls in this world. I think of you day and night. When you give me your only one smile, you are DOMINO'S PIZZA for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL feeling for me.

   I would like you to be my life partner. I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER and you think of my father who is CEAT, but don't worry. I am also FORD IKON and rest of your family members are KELVINATOR. If they will say no, we will run away, marry and try to do PHILIPS .They will get MIRINDA and we will have COCA COLA.

   Trust in God who is NOKIA for those who love each other. And believe me, we are WILLS. We might have to BOLERO. However after some time, our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITAL. We are HERO HONDA of our love life.

 Now HUNDAI is the song of love. You must know that love is DIARY MILK, SATYAM ONLINE , PARX and also AMUL. For me life is HOME TRADE. So never forget me. Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI.

From Your Dearest,

LG

I sincerely appreciate your mock test paper for my marketing exam. Yeppie ! It worked.

Shortlisted -2 :

Aap hua ..mera 

Dream wala girl

Is liye aap ke liye likha meine

Gana wala song

Dream wala duet

Sharukh wala, foreign wala , budget wala song

poolon se bhi halka sa

lyrics wala song

Gane wala love

Dream sequence ke bahane, tumko Switzerland dikhaunga

Barf wala snow

Paise wala rich

Chupke se public place pe, dhoka deke chance marne

Despo wala chap

Maine naav bharke phool, barf pe rakhe hain

Mere peeche pink ped laga hai laga

Low angle shot se haat hua bada aur  ..main lambaaa

Naav wala boat

Phhol wala pyaar

Mere baalon mein itne saare jooen hein, katte rahte mujhjo din raat

DUkh wala sad

Ye chap tere peeche phir bhaagta,  hai bachatha …MANISH CHANCHAD!

Pyaar wala romance

Gana wala song

Ishq wala love.

Yaar… pakao wala peeling

Ishq wala Torture

Shortlisted -3 :

Dear Sandiee,

I have some questions to be clarified before that what is your full name ?

1.       Would it be too early to hold hands?

2.       Am I at the “honey point” yet?

3.       Let me know if I am rushing you, ok? *

Thank you for saying yes. The usual answers I get is no ways, are you stupid ?; No I already have a boyfriend or sometimes am I too shy to ask a girl out.

*I haven’t had a lot of girlfriends yet but teach me how to do , what to do and what not to do ! please!

 Seriously ??? * face-palm*

Yeah right! Exactly …you all are awesome guessers … I have blocked my calendar to meet these awesome guys!  Take liberty to subscribe to the forthcoming posts on my experiences J